1 x Giant Phallic 12

THE BIGGEST FOR SALE ON EBAY! Because size does matter… especially when it comes to opening your favorite beverage. This is a deliciously hand-carved, fair-trade wooden bottle opener. At a massive 12 inches long (one foot!), its a heavyweight in the world of novelty gifts. Product Highlights: Realistic & Intricate: Beautifully carved with fine detail. Directly Sourced: We met the maker in Indonesia ourselvesno middleman, just fair trade. Result! It actually opens bottles. A perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor. Colours: Available in black or brown (randomly sent). SAFETY FIRST: Please note, this item is for EXTERNAL USE ONLY. SIZE DOES MATTER: At a massive 12 inches (1 foot long), we believe this is the biggest wooden bottle opener for sale on the market! HAND-CARVED ARTISTRY: Deliciously hand-carved with realistic, intricate detail. Each piece is unique, reflecting the skill of the artisan who made it. FAIR TRADE & DIRECTLY SOURCED: We personally met the woodcarver in Indonesia to source these. Your purchase supports independent craftsmen and fair trade practices. THE ULTIMATE GIFT: A hilarious and functional result for both men and women. Great for parties, stag/hen dos, or as a legendary bar accessory. NATURAL VARIATIONS: Made from solid wood; colors vary from deep black to rich brown (as pictured). One random unique color sent per order. FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. SIZE DOES MATTER: At a massive 12 inches (1 foot long), we believe this is the biggest wooden bottle opener for sale on the market! HAND-CARVED ARTISTRY: Deliciously hand-carved with realistic, intricate detail. Each piece is unique, reflecting the skill of the artisan who made it. FAIR TRADE & DIRECTLY SOURCED: We personally met the woodcarver in Indonesia to source these. Your purchase supports independent craftsmen and fair trade practices. THE ULTIMATE GIFT: A hilarious and functional result for both men and women. Great for parties, stag/hen dos, or as a legendary bar accessory. NATURAL VARIATIONS: Made from solid wood; colors vary from deep black to rich brown (as pictured). One random unique color sent per order. FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY.